Vegan Brain Scan

The above scan was taken using the latest MRI technology and shows the advanced level of cerebral transfiguration required to become a VEGAN Grand Master.

Whilst vegetarianism is a challenge even for the most strong willed among us - it is only a few who will have the dedication and commitment to achieve the ultimate mental state of a true Vegan.
 
Welcome to the Rogue Herbivore Club website
The Rogue Herbivore Club is for all vegetarians and especially those who have not yet 'come out'.

We realise that the stigma of being a vegetarian can be difficult to bear amongst ones friends and colleagues, but fear not the VSS is here to help you.

We know that being a vegetarian can make you an outcast, someone who simply doesn't get dinner invitations because of your perceived dietary fetish.
But there is no need to force yourself to eat dead flesh just to be acceptable, being a vegetarian is acceptable to many people.

Here at the VSS we believe that being a carnivore is unacceptable. So join with us and help spread the word, be proud of your vegetarian status.

 Carnivores Beware
Triffids guard the VSS H.Q.

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V.S.S. Dinner Diary
Society Dinners
Become a member of the Vegetarian Secret Society
Sign up today and you will be able to take part in this months Ritual Leek and Potato Sacrifice.
Teenagers can join the "Celeriac Youth"
Children can become "Brussels' Scouts"
 
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DIETING

Anorexia is a dieting method characterized
by low body weight and body image distortion. Individuals with anorexia often control body weight by voluntary starvation or a poor and imbalanced diet.

Why bother with anorexia?

Become a Vegetarian
and get the same effect.

  
     
Serious about Dieting

Of course if you're really serious about dieting and want to experience all the associated ill-effects (vomiting, dizzy spells, stomach cramps, loss of vision, bad breath, loss of bowel control, etc.)
Visit your local

They don't call it "MuckDonald's"
without reason...

  
 
As a secret society we will not be publishing too many details of our activities on this web site and so if you wish to become fully involved with the VSS you should take up membership. However, our website will be growing over the next few months so watch this space...
WARNING: It has been noticed that some members have been seen fraternising and even eating with 'carnivores'! This practice will not be tolerated. Any member found guilty of such conduct with be publicly flogged with a giant leek as per membership rules.
Members wishing to contribute articles and letters for publishing should contact the Vegetarian Grand Master