What
NOT
to do at an interview
Most
of what follows is plain common sense but take a glance through it
anyway, subconsciously it may trigger a thought or two.
Dress
Wear
Jeans and a T-shirt, trainers
and your favourite gardening jacket.
If
you mean to get the job – Dress the part. The U.K. may be embracing the casual
or Dress-Down day phenomena so popular in the U.S.A but not at interviews. How
you look when you arrive for an interview says a lot about you and how you might
actually do the job.
Punctuality
Arrive
when you feel like it. You are the one who’s had to make an awful train
journey entirely on spec. just to
get there. If they can’t wait a few minutes then they obviously don’t
appreciate just how good you are.
Punctuality
is expected in an interview situation. Tardiness is not. If for reasons beyond
your control you are going to be unavoidable detained, telephone the
interviewer/company and let them know. This is far preferable to just arriving
late and muttering an apology. Furthermore it is indicative of a proactive
attitude which can only be a plus, so it some cases could turn a problem into an
opportunity to demonstrate one of your talents. Remember, if you arrive early
you can wait around until just the right time – if you arrive late….
Respect
Just
walk in, sit down and put up with the interviewer – it’ll only be a short
interview.
Whilst
your interviewer may not [especially if this is one in a stage of interviews] be
as old, technical, well educated or clever as you perceive yourself to be. They
still do have the power to stop you getting the job. So remember to treat the
with respect and if the need arises allow them a route to save face rather than
embarrass them because of a mistake.
Courtesy
You
don’t have to be courteous, it’s just an interview.
Of
course you don’t but then again it costs nothing, will always impress and
demonstrates that you are actually a nice person that is likely to mix well with
colleagues and clients alike.
One
extra point here: If [and only if, engineering a situation where you can use a
technique is only for true professional smoothies], if possible compliment your
interviewer on some personal aspect. It’s a technique often used by them on
interviewee’s. Also if offered a drink [Tea/Coffee/Cold Drink] always say yes.
You know what they say – a refusal often offends.
Refuse
to answer any questions you think unnecessary
If
the interviewer asks a question which is covered in your c.v. refuse to answer
– make them read the c.v. after all you didn’t go there just to waste time
answering questions that you’ve already provided the answers to.
The
trouble is of course that the interviewer is asking the question for a specific
reason, it may not be apparent to you but it is to them and they are supposed to
be the one asking the questions. Whatever the question, however trivial or
irrelevant it may seem, be sure to give a clear, concise and logically sound
answer.
If
you don’t know the answers
No
problem here, just make it up as you go along or say that it’s been a long
time since you dealt with that particular issue.
Sadly
even your average interviewer isn’t going to fall for this one. If the
question has been asked it needs an answer. If you don’t know and can’t come
up with a sound explanation as to why you don’t know [and there aren’t many
of those] then you are in trouble. If the question is about the job or its
associated tasks then the real question is about your overall ability, if the
question is about you or your history then it’s about your suitability to the
position.
You
don’t need to be totally honest
Interviewers
don’t really care how true the answer is just so long as it sounds right. Just
as long as your answer sounds honest and sincere it will be accepted as true.
Now
this is a real minefield. Liars have to be good, really good. Many politicians
are professional liars and even they can’t fool us most of the time. If
you’re going to tell lies then they need to be rehearsed and practiced so that
the delivery and body language are perfect every time. Lying is an art and a
hard one to master. Let’s face it if you spend all your preparation for the
interview rehearsing your lies so that you can just trot them out whenever the
need arises, then you’ll have no time to prepare for the real interview. Keep
things strictly on the level, you may not make yourself appear a genius but then
again you won’t make yourself look totally stupid by being caught in a lie
either.
Just
keep talking
Interviewers
appreciate an articulate candidate. They know the answers to their questions
already because they’ve got a copy of your c.v. in front of them. As long as
you can provide them with long in depth answers and keep the conversation going
you’ll get the job easily.
The
less said about “Talking yourself out of a job” the better. When they talk
you listen, when they stop you give a clear and concise answer.
Get
to the real reason you went there
Once
the interview draws to an end remember to press the interviewer for details of
salary, pension and other benefits especially holidays. Get the negotiating done
now, he’s interviewed you and your obviously going to get the job so don’t
let’s waste time.
Assuming
that just because he hasn’t thrown you out or the interview was longer than
the magical hour that you have the job in the bag is a mistake. Compounding this
error by pushing for remuneration and benefit details is almost a sin. Never
take this course, at this stage the interviewer wants to know how much you want
to do the job and whether you are suitable. After the interview and most likely
in discussions the decision will be taken as to whether they will make an offer
and if so how much. Although occasionally usually when a member of the H.R.
department is present, they will cover this topic in some detail and so you will
get the information you seek without having to spoil your chances by pressing
them for it.
Always
have a big question to hit them with at the end
Just
as you leave nonchalantly turn back and say something like ‘OK then if
you’ll let me know by Friday because I have a number of other irons in the
fire’ is good policy because it always leaves the interviewer feeling wrong
footed and shows him who’s boss.
The
interview is over when the interviewer says it is. By that time you should have
asked all you want to know because they will have given you ample opportunity to
do so. Practicing the above just means you have been watching too much Colombo.
Get a life then maybe you’ll get a job.
Attending
interviews is not a game and if you treat it as such you will get lots of
practice until finally realising it. Prospective employers are looking for
competent professionals who can do a job and
help the company maintain image, credibility and increase profitability.
And Finally…
When you
do go for an interview make sure that you portray an honest image and demonstrate your suitability, desire to do the job and above all treat it as an
exercise in professionalism.